Do you remember JoJo the French Canadian teen pop “star”? (I don’t like putting ? inside quotation marks, take that grammar teachers) Well she was one of those girls that would sing about letting you do anything to her at anytime but still tried to remain innocent.. sorta like your friend’s younger sister who always wears lingerie when you’re at their house. She’s trying to tempt you but all you wanna do is play RBI Baseball 4 on Sega Genesis. You tell your one pervy friend about who reminds you how many days until that girl turns 18 (Btw, JoJo’s 18th is on December 20th haha) and you get disgusted (hopefully). Regardless, miss Joanna NoÃƒÂ«lle Blagden Levesque (which translates to JoJo in English) turned down an opportunity worth millions of dollars American (about 1 billion dollars Canadian) to play Hannah Montana. But it’s ok, she still lives with her mom in New England which beats money and mansions and owning unicorns. Take that Miley Cyrus! You couldn’t handle the east coast.
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