The Audio Perv

We all know that everyone loves that little leprechaun Hayley Williams so much. I remember when I first met her and she said hello to my knee. Then she got on a stepladder and you could talk to my belly button. Anyways, her band Paramore, which is hotter than Heather Locklear in the mid 90s, has two tracks on the soundtrack to Twilight, a teen vampire flick coming out in December. They’ll be shooting a video for one of the songs, Decode, which will be released as a single. The director, Catherine Hardwicke, says that Muse will be contributing a song too. (WOOHOO)