The Audio Perv is a sardonic yet witty and informative music industry blog that’ll bring you all the latest news, late night videos and all that fun stuff. Every once in a while, we’ll also review a concert and album. Mostly, we’ll just make fun of bands without bassists and drink Dr. Pepper. The Audio Perv is mostly one dude who has much experience in the music industry and been burned by it. If you’re some bastard who wants to rip on me because I dissed Chickenfoot or your band, go screw yourself. The Audio Perv is bitter yet has a good sense of humor about his past. If you don’t like what we write, tell us. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please please please if you’re going to send us music to listen to, don’t send us mp3s. Send a link to your myspace/facebook/bandcamp/whatever and we’ll take a listen. We’ll even email you back most of the time to say thanks or no thanks. If you REALLY want to help your cause, have someone that we know send us your music, a manager, publicist, the dude at Guitar Center who gives us free strings, etc. Also, we’re on twitter @theaudioperv. If you dislike what we say or post, it’s cool. Feel free to tell us. If it offends you, just don’t come to the site or read what we write. There are plenty of other sites that are willing to battle with you but we frankly just don’t have the time nor do we give a fuck. With that said, happy reading.