Sales | The Audio Perv - Part 6
Archive for the ‘Sales’ Category
06 Aug

1. Sugarland – Love On The Inside (171,000)
I’m pretty sure that Sugarland has Miley locked up in their basement. That’s how they became #1!

2. Miley Cyrus – Breakout (163,000)
Don’t worry Miley! We’re gonna get you outta there! After your daddy has a hit album again. Oh .. that means you’re screwed.

3. Mamma Mia! Soundtrack (138,000)
Is this movie even still out? Everyone’s going to the yaya sisterhood traveling pants movie now. Where’s that soundtrack?

4. Kid Rock – Rock N Roll Jesus (96,000)
His tour with Skynyrd’s gotta be the only thing thats pushing these things. And crappy biker bars.

5. Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III (79,000)
Why don’t these rappers sample off of each other?

6. Third Day – Revelation (75,000)
Um.. who are they?

7. Coldplay’s – Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends (70,000)
I say the best single on this album probably hasn’t been released yet.

8. Kidz Bop 14 (58,000)
Because you really wanted kids to sing the annoying songs on the radio that you already hate.

9. Camp Rock Soundtrack (58,000)
I’m so sick of the Jonas Brothers despite them being from my home state. Go back to Wack-off, you pricks.

10. Nas – Untitled (41,000)
I feel like drinking Sprite when I talk about these hip hop albums. Dunno why.

Other Notes:
17. Scars On Broadway – Self Titled (24,000)
This is like System of a Down Lite. And it’s not working. I think it might outsell Serj’s solo album though. Why are they doing solo albums when they sound like SOAD? Just put out another System album already.

28. Rick Springfield – Venus in Overdrive (16,000)
Eddie Money’s back and Rick’s gonna kick his ass.

30 Jul

1. Miley Cyrus – Breakout (371,000)
Miley’s hotter than the Equator right now. Told ya so.

2. Sugarland – Love On The Inside (314,000)
Apparently hicks have learned how to download too and won’t buy music.

3. Mamma Mia! Soundtrack (168,000)
I think the same crowd bought the Sex and the City soundtrack. But people actually saw that movie.

4. Kid Rock – Rock N Roll Jesus (98,000)
I can’t believe that we still let Kid Rock get away with recording cover songs.

5. Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III (85,000)
I bet this would be larger if it weren’t for a lot of the returns.

6. Coldplay’s – Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends (75,000)
If it hasn’t happened to you already, these guys will nauseate you like U2.

7. Camp Rock Soundtrack (65,000)
I thought this was a porn movie’s soundtrack for a second.

8. Nas – Untitled (63,000)
I liked the original title better.

9. Now 28 Various Artists (37,000)
Remember when these Now CDs would debut at #1?

10. Taylor Swift – Beautiful Eyes (35,000)
If you can, marry her. now.

Other Notes:
13. Nine Inch Nails – The Slip (29,000)
Don’t Give Away Your Shit For Free, Trent!

28. One Day As A Lion – Self Titled (17,000)
Zach de la Rocha from Rage and ex-the Mars Volta drummer Jon Theodore’s new project.. blah

32. Candlebox – Into the Sun (14,000)
This isn’t half bad. Everyone only wants to hear “You” and “Far Behind” though.

24 Jul

Yes I know that your friend in Sales already sent this to you but all my friends in Sales got fired. So I just grab this from online. Here are the Top 10 Albums of the Week.

1. Nas – Untitled 187,000
2. Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III 105,000
3. Mamma Mia! Soundtrack 91,000
4. Coldplay – Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends 90,000
5. Jonas Brothers – Camp Rock 78,000
6. Kid Rock – Rock N Roll Jesus 73,000
7. John MellenCamp – Life Death Love and Freedom 56,000
8. David Banner – The Greatest Story Ever Told 52,000
9. Taylor Swift – Beautiful Eyes 45,000
10. Rihanna – Good Girl Gone Bad 41,000

Other Notables:
O.A.R. – All Sides at No. 13 with 33,000
Randy Travis at No. 14 with 31,000.
Soundtrack -The Dark Knight at No. 20 with 25,000
Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band’s live EP Magic Tour Highlights at No. 48 with 12,000.

Total Units:7.48 million units 2.1% increase from same time last year

26 Jun

    Billboard Top Albums (1-20)

  1. COLDPLAY – Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends (Capitol)
  2. LIL WAYNE Tha Carter III (Cash Money / Universal Motown / UMRG)
  3. SOUNDTRACK Camp Rock (Walt Disney )
  4. VARIOUS ARTISTS NOW 28 (EMI / Sony BMG / Universal / Zomba / Capitol)
  5. PLIES Definition Of Real (Big Gates / Slip-N-Slide / Atlantic / AG)
  6. USHER Here I Stand (LaFace / Zomba)
  7. RIHANNA Good Girl Gone Bad (SRP / Def Jam / IDJMG)
  8. DISTURBED Indestructible (Reprise / Warner Bros.)
  9. KATY PERRY One Of The Boys (Capitol )
  10. THE OFFSPRING Rise And Fall, Rage And Grace (Columbia / Sony Music)
  11. JUDAS PRIEST Nostradamus (Epic / Sony Music)
  12. JOURNEY Revelation (Nomota )
  13. WEEZER Weezer (DGC / Interscope / IGA)
  14. 3 DOORS DOWN 3 Doors Down (Universal Republic / UMRG)
  15. ALANIS MORISSETTE Flavors Of Entanglement (Maverick / Warner Bros.)
  16. KID ROCK Rock N Roll Jesus (Top Dog / Atlantic / AG)
  17. LEONA LEWIS Spirit (SYCO / J / RMG)
  18. DUFFY Rockferry (Mercury / IDJMG)
  19. TAYLOR SWIFT Taylor Swift (Big Machine )
  20. N*E*R*D Seeing Sounds (Star Trak / Interscope / IGA)